There's a joke about the Russian Tsar during the Kievan Rus picking a religion:
The Tsar calls for representatives of all the world's religions to tell him about their faiths. The Islamic representative tells him that he will go to heaven and have 72 virgins if he dies for the faith.
--"Yeah, go on..." --"You can have as many wives as you want" The Tsar is getting interested. --"but have to give up eating pork." goes on the Islamic rep --"That shouldn't be too much of a problem."
--"And you'll have to give up drinking alcohol."
--"GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE."
Anyway...
This does seem probable.
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