The above quote is from an amusing 'adult truths' email that was sent to me by one of the Affinity Scam investors (male), in a flurry of exchanging end of the year emails. It intrigued me sufficiently to fact check it; and I had so much fun fact checking it that it seemed to merit a post of its own. (This is for you JH, something different as requested - we aim to please).
As always, the devil is in the details. The most significant devils in this round of fact checking surprised me. It relates to the reason for wearing a helmet, and the reasons for wearing a cup (no, it is less obvious than you might suppose) and it took me on a virtual cyber tour of the history of hockey equipment, and the history of the game of hockey. Here is just one of the sources I came across while researching the topic of cups and hockey helmets; you should scroll down to the comments exchange for some of the more pertinent details:
"The dates are very believable especially when you research “first helmet in Hockey”…”first game in hockey” and so on…. and these dates fall close to the first OFFICIALLY RECORDED dates. For example. Hockey is known to have begun in the year 1800 with the first officially organized indoor game played March 3, 1875 at the Victoria Skating Rink in Montreal. Prior to playing hockey indoors, it was played outdoors first. Hence the date difference (before it was officially recorded which happened after it was played indoors) Due to flying pucks, and sticks that did not have a length mandate, men were very much aware of what a puck in the genitals or a stick between the legs could do to a player, creating an advantage for the opposing team. They were more in tune with gaining an advantage then safety. Another vulnerable spot was the back of the heal of the foot, which was later solved by requiring a hardened protective/metal piece placed in the skate boot and now is apart of the boot itself. A helmet did not become a serious consideration until after Jan 15 1968 when the NHL had its first fatality due to a head injury. In 1970 it was still voted down to have a mandatory helmet rule even after the fatality. In 1975 there was an average of only 5 players who wore them in the NHL,. And finally, John Zeigler, President of the hockey league, I believe it was, mandated in August 1979, that anyone signing a contract after a particular date, it would be mandatory that all players in the NHL wear helmets on their heads. Prior to that date few protected their heads…it was not considered to be manly and was blamed for vision impairment.These dates do not mean #1, no games were played before 1875 nor does it mean that it wasn’t until 1979 that players did not try the helmet out (especially leather or early plastic ones that basically protected an existing injury ,but did not necessarily prevent any.) Anyone in Hockey can attest to seeing what ancient protective gear looked like for the genitals and that there were not protective helmets for the head before a particular point in time. One did come before the other. when you consider when the recorded history occurred..... It is, in fact, a “glimpse” of real history. And I repeat a “glimpse”. I did share it with the public because it had some merit, and I found it somewhat humorous when you consider which one became standard equipment before the other."I hope I have not offended the delicate sensibilities of our Penigma readers (regular or occasional), and I hope that this provides a little levity to the discussion of politics. Lastly, I hope this adds a certain humor to my usual fact checking obsession. Enjoy! and in the words of the fictional Canadian character Red Green, "keep your stick on the ice". Or, if you prefer, the words of my mom "don't lose your mittens, it's cold out there!".
When you get hit in the head, it often knocks you out - no pain. However, when you get hit in the ... well... you see what I mean!
ReplyDeleteGlad you understand the reasoning behind the protective gear developments.
ReplyDeleteI hope this end of the year post gave you a chuckle.
I'm glad that this remains a theoretical appreciation of sports equipment for me. The line that followed the opening quote in the original email was "Ladies, stop laughing".
Having watched lots of amatuer league hockey games (ran the scoreboard for a season for a local mens league)I can tell you that for every time a puck or stick comes up near your head there have been 10 or more coming toward your midsection, and those are much harder to dodge or block.
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