The fool's gold-en rule
NRA is a "consistent nihilist", looking at a certain number of dead American children as "the cost of doing business".
Perhaps National Rifle Association (NRA) Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre, his mouth foaming from the corner during his appearance on Meet the Press last week, can become the new face of the Tea Party half-wits trying to burn down Washington, DC, with their Monster-Truck, tractor-pull style of governing. LaPierre - who seems to get so excited by the thought of deadly gunplay that he transmogrifies into the kind of blood lusting, incubus you might remember from The Lost Boys (see Wayne, I can make 1980s' violent-film references too!) - is truly representative of a right-wing worldview we've seen in action in Washington, DC, this past week. LaPierre's sickness is one part greed, one part something you'd need Sigmund Freud, BF Skinner and Dr Ruth Westheimer to figure out. But his and his organisation's callous disregard for 6 and 7-year olds murdered in Newtown, Connecticut, each shot 3-11 times by a crazed gunman with a product LaPierre would hand over to every would-be Machine Gun Kelly, ain't a bug - it's a feature. Compassion simply need not apply anymore for a patent on these people's souls. Not coincidentally, NRA President David Keene also thinks more guns in the hands of madmen would solve all our nation's ills, which makes total sense, as his son, institutionalised with "severe emotional problems" seven times between the ages of 8 and 13, was still able to get his hands on a handgun, largely because of, well, Keene. Shockingly, Keene-the-younger used that "freedom" to start shooting at another driver while out for a casual jaunt on the George Washington Memorial Parkway, for which he went to prison. Apparently, to the Keene family, traffic really is murder (thankfully, nobody was actually hurt in this particular incident). But at least, I suppose, these NRA ghouls are consistent nihilists who look at a certain number of dead American children as "the cost of doing business".
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