Tuesday, January 5, 2016

REAL "Independents" - hungry 'paragons of bootstrappy manhood'

So, it seems that the Brits have turned their brutally sharp wit on the idjits in Oregon.

Yup, the rest of the world (or ROW, as Eddie Izzard called it) is laughing at them as well, for their hypocrisy and ineptitude.  Consider the fools thoroughly skewered, like a kebab, roasted on the grill to a crispy turn.

AT them, not with them; it is important to make that point very clearly and sharply.

I give you an excellent piece from the esteemed Independent, of the UK.

Do, by all means, check out the entirety, but here are a few of my favorite excerpts by the Independent, mostly from the Twittersphere, under the headline, "Oregon 'terrorists' don't plan siege very well, put out desperate plea for snacks and supplies":

"Take your guns and hunt for your own damn snacks you paragons of boot-strappy manhood."

Every successful revolution starts with takeover of closed visitor center with gift shop.

 Wait... They're anti-government yet they want to use the USPS? This calls for a *facepalm*

 my mom cooked hella pallau and chalau last night. Think they'd be ok w/ afghan food?
I know it is early yet, but 'paragons of boot-strappy manhood' is going to be my favorite phrase for 2016.  It doesn't get better than that.

As for more domestic scorn of the dullards, on this side of the pond, from Raw Story:
‘Y’all Qaeda’: Twitter users mock Oregon right-wing militia action — and it’s awesome
follows a strict interpretation of Shania law.

and from elsewhere on social media, a more poignant bit of insight:

And a brilliant example of what is wrong with the right, again from FB, this time from FreeDumb Nation:

That awkward moment you rely on the federal government for money to go and participate in overthrowing the federal government.

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