It is with sadness that I must recognize that the fact that gutless Gun-totting Tony Cornish has withdrawn his bill to empower teachers with guns to carry on school property.
It’s sad … what a good learning tool this could have been … imagine the teacher doing his best Dirty Harry Callahan impression: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Yep, no doubt the students’ math scores would increase with the use of “practical” examples.
Why is Gutless Cornish allowing our teachers to be at risk ? Previously, Gun-totting Tony warned us that we don’t live in Mayberry any more and that “psychos” are just steps away from entering the schools … of course, that “psycho” was carrying an AR-15 with clips larger than the six in the teacher’s Magnum … and by empowering the teacher to protect herself/himself was actually identifying who the first target should be … and that instead of trying to emulate the teachers at Newtown that locked their doors and huddled the children into a corner/closet, the teacher would now be blazing that Magnum from the classroom.
OK, seriously … this is unfortunate … I wanted my Representative to have to vote on this legislation … to put everybody on record how they think schools should be protected and at what cost. Instead, Representative Cornish says he will wait until the GOP retakes the majority and/or Governor’s Office. Voters will forget without this vote.
BTW … speaking of cost, did you see that Chairman Kline is questioning the White House on how much will be spent through President Obama’s Executive Orders ?
It is with sadness that I must recognize that the fact that gutless Gun-totting Tony Cornish has withdrawn his bill to empower teachers with guns to carry on school property.
ReplyDeleteIt’s sad … what a good learning tool this could have been … imagine the teacher doing his best Dirty Harry Callahan impression: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Yep, no doubt the students’ math scores would increase with the use of “practical” examples.
Why is Gutless Cornish allowing our teachers to be at risk ?
Previously, Gun-totting Tony warned us that we don’t live in Mayberry any more and that “psychos” are just steps away from entering the schools … of course, that “psycho” was carrying an AR-15 with clips larger than the six in the teacher’s Magnum … and by empowering the teacher to protect herself/himself was actually identifying who the first target should be … and that instead of trying to emulate the teachers at Newtown that locked their doors and huddled the children into a corner/closet, the teacher would now be blazing that Magnum from the classroom.
OK, seriously … this is unfortunate … I wanted my Representative to have to vote on this legislation … to put everybody on record how they think schools should be protected and at what cost. Instead, Representative Cornish says he will wait until the GOP retakes the majority and/or Governor’s Office. Voters will forget without this vote.
BTW … speaking of cost, did you see that Chairman Kline is questioning the White House on how much will be spent through President Obama’s Executive Orders ?
Let's not forget the parents encouraging their children to excel at school by pointing AK 47s at them.
DeleteCan you imagine the PTA meetings?
I guess dumb Tony must have realized that he was in for a right royal sandbagging if he tried that out by angry people rejecting his idea and him.